This section will contain fake ads, fake logos, cliches, image & text juxtapositions, and deceptive truisms. Right at the beginning, I want to clarify that while in this series I am mocking the profiteers, they are not the root problem that deserve the mockery. The root problem is the parent of the profiting incentive – which is the culture itself. If you want to find out more why the big profiteering businesses, nor governments, are the originators of our day-to-day difficulties in our necessity-obtaining interactions, you can read my semi-autobiographical novel and my nonfiction books about the negative effects of the monetary culture.... Nevertheless, enjoy the jokes.